May Fat

Hey guys!
Sorry about not updating in so long!
Some updates on what's going on, and pictures after the jump!


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I'm still roughly the same size, the scale is all over the place with its measurements, so I think my weight may be killing it.  Someday, it'll be a huge procedure to get weighed... squeeze through the front door, stuff myself into a car and then drive to the garbage dump or a weighing station for vehicles and weigh myself there...   until then, it's big meals with enough to feed 3 or 4 going into me and post meal naps to try to get the weight piling on faster.

I cook all my own food, and rarely eat fast food.   I know it might not be what you expect, but this weight is a lot of home cooked meals with potatoes, meat, and veggies (and butter and cream).   I cook good food, but it is fattening.  Fast food is pricey where I am, and not close by so it's not as practical as it is for most.   I love home cooked pig-outs, but part of me has to wonder what would happen if I added fast food into the mix on top of my large meals.    Breakfast is usually almost an entire loaf of bread, with butter, toasted and dipped in a big bowl of cereal with cream.   Snacks include chocolate bars and chips, and supper is usually a meat and potatoes type of meal, but with massive portions.   More late night snacking and then I go to bed...   if I added some late night fast food in there, I think it would do wonders...   burp!

I rediscovered my love of beer lately, a few nights ago I drank 11 bottles on the couch and had a nice buzz going...  might have to do that once a week or so.    I used to go to the bars in my college years, drink 10 beers like nothing...  the only difference was that after the bars, I had a 45 minute walk home after standing and sweating all night.   Wasting all those calories!

I have also busted out of a pair of shorts and my pajama bottoms which I wear around the house all day - so I'm down to one pair of tight 3xl cotton shorts...  pretty soon I'll just have to spend the day naked with only one set of jeans to wear outside.   Maybe those might be too tight next time I try to put them on....  ;)    stuck inside with nothing to do but eat.   mmm

I now have a couple retail-sized boxes of chocolate bars in the house, and they are going fast.  It's like a fat boy in a candy shop..  rows of bars on display, ready to grab and devour...  I suggest every fat guy do this...  if you have a display of lots of your favorite snacks out in the open, you're more likely to dig in.   Now I just need a constantly running deep fryer and a big tub of mashed potatoes soaking in butter and gravy...   give myself a buffet along with the candy shop for dessert.

I'm hoping the (SLOWLY) warming weather will help add more pounds to me.  My body is burning off too many calories just to keep warm!  I'm dying for some beach weather.   Proudly strut this stuff on the sand...

Well, I'm off for now,
I am writing stories, so please bare with me....  I have a bad habit of writing 1/2 a story and then leaving it.   I'll be finishing some up very soon!  Thanks for the patience!

Also, if you want to help support my weight, I have a paypal donation link at the bottom of this post.   It takes a lot of food to keep me getting fatter, so I'm always looking for help.   That is also why I started a store on a site called clips4sale, you can find me there with the same nickname I use on here - Lardfill.      I will keep posting videos on this blog, but they won't be quite as revealing as the videos on the clips4sale site, and the videos posted on here won't be put on clips4sale, and visa versa.    I know some people may be offended by me setting up on that site, but I wouldn't be doing it if I wasn't trying to get fatter - and like I said, I'll still be posting on here.

I have to thank everyone who has already donated and bought clips - it's allowed me to get more snacks and food and my belly thanks you, my stretchmark sponsors. :)

Have a good one, guys!  Eat up!