Weight is Climbing

The scale is reading higher numbers and saying "ERROR" a lot more!  I think it's all the binging...   too much fast food, snack food, and regular ole' good food.

Pictures and update after the jump!



Please Do Not post my pictures elsewhere on the internet.  Thank you!

I had a family visit on the weekend.  It went fine, with few mentions about my weight.   The problem, however, comes with actually going out in town and doing things.   We went out to eat twice - the first time, my family took the spacious seating areas at the table and left me with the only seat that was back-to-back with another occupied seat at the neighboring table.   I managed to fit by sucking in my stomach as much as I could for the entire time.   It wasn't comfortable.   Then we went out to a place where we almost ended up eating on the patio, but I managed to convince everyone to eat inside so I could avoid the flimsy deck chairs.   The downside - the indoor chairs were bulky, yet small, wooden chairs with armrests that wrapped around 1/2 of the chair's seat.   I spent the entire dinner sitting on the very edge of the chair, as my ass was way too big to fit inside the part surrounded by the arm/backrest.  

The other thing that really hit home about how fat I am was the city tour on one of those amphibious bus/boats.  If you don't know what this is, it's basically a boat that has big wheels so it can drive into the water and drive out, and can drive on city streets.   There wasn't a lot of passengers, so when we got to the water, the tour guide announced that before going into the water, some people would have to move to the other side of the boat to balance it.   The rude part was that she was looking right at me, which made the tourists (and my family) join in the stares.   I got the last laugh though, because I didn't move.   Four other people did instead.   It would've been embarrassing if I wasn't proud of my weight.

These things prove to me that I'd much rather live my gaining, lazy life then put so much time and effort into living a normal life.   The little things that make regular things hard to do all add up to be exhausting.   I'd much rather set up a big shelf of junk food next to the couch and pig out on it constantly while not wearing restricting clothes.  Oh wait, I did that!   hehe  I now have a 4-story shelf next to the couch, and it is loaded full of my favorite snacks.   This is not what normal people do.  lol    This is the warning signs of some major gluttony and sloth.   It's also so obvious and bizarre that any "outside" people who visit won't understand, so it'll have to be turned around to hide the bounty of fattening goodies.

Last night I ate my new favorite fast food meal - 5 quarter pounders with cheese, supersized fries and coke, a mcflurry, and some Little Debbie cake things...   I cram it all in until I can barely move and then feel my stomach stretch for hours....  I love the feeling of being too full to function... just laying around, tired and barely awake with a belly so tightly packed that it hurts.   I plan on adding another burger to the routine, and maybe a bigger mcflurry and more fries....    and it's not just fast food binges happening here, there is also some big homemade binges.  I had a breakfast that would feed a family the other day - 8 slices of bread, spread with Miracle Whip, covered in cheddar cheese and then baked until it melts.  Then it gets topped with a full pound of bacon and garnished with fresh chives from the garden.   mmmmm  I love being able to eat this size of a meal in one sitting.

Being able to buy groceries like this and eating fast food like this is really going to add some major poundage this summer.   I'm crossing my fat fingers that 500 will come by the start of next year.

Enjoy the pics, guys!  
Thanks!