Being a Fatty

Hey guys,
It's been a while!  Updates and some pictures after the Jump!



I had a family visit that lasted a week, and it left me feeling drained for a week afterwards, too.   I have to say that spending that week "properly" proves how much I do not enjoy the regular kind of lifestyle.   I'm a guy.  I'm a slob.  I prefer to wear very little, be lazy, and eat a lot.   Having house guests who have severe digestive restrictions had me craving fast food and sweating from wearing layers of clothing in near 30C heat...   I need to wear (at most) a tshirt and shorts.   Usually in that heat, I have underwear on and that's about it.   Most likely, less.   Keeping myself completely covered felt so foreign after spending so long wearing so little. 

Now that things are back to normal, I'm getting my appetite back with interest.  I've been eating lots more, devouring 1/2 a cake today (2 layer frosted poundcake), and a whole cheesecake last week.  It's the speed in which I'm packing it in that surprises me, though.   I ate the cake in about 7 minutes, and the cheesecake in about 8-9 minutes.   This is my day's worth of calories going into my belly, and before I know it, it's all inside of me. 

I've been spotting a few tiny red spots starting on my love handles at the tops of old faded stretch marks, so it appears that I'll be spreading out wider around my hips and waist soon.   So long, penis.   haha. 
Summer has been good to me so far, but I have a feeling the next months will have me growing faster than ever.    I'll have my bedroom set up for some full-on winter gaining this year - I'm keeping my eyes open for a second-hand bar fridge for next to the bed.      I'll outgrow all my clothes and spend my days under a bed sheet, sucking down gainer shakes and watching TV.    Paradise. 

Now I'm off to make a big sandwich and some pistachio pudding for dessert...